Warning: Plot insights that could be considered spoilers ahead.
Monkey see, monkey kill!
Monkey Shines is my second Horror a Day selection directed by George A. Romero. This is not part of his Living Dead series so there is not a zombie to be found anywhere, just a guy in a wheelchair and a killer monkey. That's right, a simian who has seen Planet of the Apes a few too many times and decided to start the revolution herself.
|We only sleep like this when the cameras are on us. It's called the obligatory sex shot. Don't worry, there's another one later on.|
|I made fun of you on the operating table AND stole your hot girlfriend. There's nothing I can prescribe for that pain except maybe have the monkey kill me later.|
|I'm really not this bad, I'm just rehearsing for my role as 'Nurse Ratched' in a community theater production of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'|
|I'm pretty sure when we hook up, the monkey is going to want me dead.|
|I dropped out of Barber school on the first day so this might hurt, a lot.|
|Get ready for lots of tongue.|
|Hey if the monkey isn't scary enough, I could easy channel Norman Bates' mother!|
|If they take my monkey, I'll set the building on fire...|